MOTHERFATHER

Okay that is not what I wanted to say. I wanted to say the bad word but I will try to keep it clean as much as possible but I am WARNING you now ..if you dont like swear words then go on to the next blog. Okay? Okay. I just about blew a gasket about 30 minutes ago. Anyhow I dropped the kids off at school and decided to go to the drive thru car wash this moring since my car is caked with mud from the downpour we had yesterday. I usually just will let W wash it but I thought since its suppose to rain the rest of this weekend I will just drive thru for a quick one. Anyhow I pull into the gas station where the car wash is at. I see a space by a white mountaineer suv. I pull in next to her. She looked like she was getting ready to pull out of her stall but wasnt moving yet..so like I said I pulled in next to her. Anyhow I proceed to get out of my car and this woman starts swearing at me and calling me the f word. Sorry gang ..I know all about sticks and stones but when someone you dont know is swearing at you for no reason..they are either crazy or just stupid.Well as ladylike as I try to be ..sometimes it just doesnt work for me. Anyhow I go up to her car on the passenger side and ask her " Are you talking to me"? She started calling me a motherf&#@%$. Well where I come from those are fighting words. I just had a real out of body experience and so I go around to her side of the car. I tell her "What the F%$# is your problem." She tells me "F%$% you , B%$*#!!! Well I did what any person experienceing an out of body experience did. I grabbed her by her throat and told her bring her a$$ outside of the car. She then proceeded to drive fast off to the car wash. Well I was frazzeled to tell you the truth. I went in the store to purchase my ticket for the car wash. So then I get in line behind her. She is looking in the rear view mirror flipping me the bird. So I just drive really close to her car like I am about to hit her new mountaineer. I see her on the phone. I call my husband and tell him to run her plates since he is at work. License plate # JUS-4U comes out to be registered to two females. Gee who would of thought. Anyhow so she proceeds out of the car wash and next thing I know the police come. I am waiting until the carwash washes my car. I pull out and the police officer is a friend of mine. He starts to laugh. I guess he talked to her and she said I was the one who started this whole thing. All I did was pull into the stall next to her. Anyhow she told him I assaulted her...hence the throat grabbing. No witnesses...sorry honey ..there is not much you can do. Boy its times like this I am glad to be working for the police department. Anyhow she leaves and is upset because she cant wipe down her car in the parking lot because the police officer told her to leave. So then I start acting like my husband after that and the testesterone of what little I have must of kicked in because then I started hunting for her. Didnt find her but I still have her and her girlfriends address. I will just blame it on the menopausal meds or maybe I was just possessed for that moment. Who knows but if you want to call me a name ..it better be the one my parents gave to me. Oh by the way ...my car is still muddy..the car wash just didnt clean it good enough. You all have a nice day. :)